September 15, 2004
TRUTH IS THE SAFEST LIE:THE CASE OF NPR
        Horsefeathers had just finished listening to Ray Charles and Norah Jones singing There You Go Again on his car's CD player when he made the mistake of switching for the hourly news to NPR. The bland, androgynous voiced creature reciting the news said that 3 bodies had been found in Iraq and "their heads had been removed." ("Removed: To move from a place or position occupied: removed the cups from the table.
To transfer or convey from one place to another: removed the family to Texas.
To take off: removed my boots."--Dictionary.com)
        How curious, bodies with heads "removed"! Who knows how that might have happened. Perhaps a sudden gust of wind. Could it possibly have been that Jihadi killers had taken their swords to the necks of 3 'infidels' and sawed through the flesh and bone to decapitate them? But, no, that sort of description might offend the multicultural consensus that we're dealing with "insurgents" or "rebels" or even with "revolutionaries". So the heads were simply found 'removed' from their bodies. George Orwell, we need you now.
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and, of course, the news of these head removals was given in the passive voice, removing any agent of removal. from this we can conclude that no one knows how these heads were removed (the passive voice rears its ugly head once again; well, at least it still has its head, unlike these poor bastards). perhaps the three men in question fell afoul of some rare species of bloodsucking vampire moths that needed an infusion so badly that they removed the men's heads to get at the blood...of course, I could be wrong about that.
Posted by: akaky at September 15, 2004 05:10 PM
whoa, I used the passive voice twice in the previous comment, the first time without even thinking about it. damn, I could get a job at npr. well, it's always nice to know that you have prospects, isn't it?
Posted by: akaky at September 15, 2004 05:13 PM
Stephen, c'mon... you would expect anything less of NPR / NYT uber-pc? These are the same folks that called the Chechyn child-killing, child-raping, child-torturing, child-molesting terrorists / killers / psychopaths...."militants". Even "frank" finds this one same ol', same ol'....
Come to think of it, wasn't "militant" one of the words to describe "uppity" black people in the 60's who were demanding their civil rights? Our black friends should be incredibly insulted.
Stephen, bigger fish need frying. You need to weigh in on the CBS / 60 Minutes / Rather / forged docs. This cover-up stone-walling by CBS could ultimately be the undoing of Kerry '04 (not that its mostly undone at this point anyway). Keep the pressure on in the blogosphere and, eventually, the "truth will out..."
Posted by: kayar at September 16, 2004 12:41 AM
This morning (9-16), I heard NPR say that two illegal aliens from Iran had to "alter the facts" on their immigration papers in order to stay in the U.S. Now they're upset because they're being detained.
The last I checked, facts are inherently unalterable, and to alter them is to LIE.
If this is NPR's mindset, then it's no wonder the legacy media are in this hellish condition.
Posted by: beloml at September 16, 2004 11:35 AM
I agree. I also think that the news media needs to be aggressive when including quotations, characterizing lies at least as being incorrect. The Times lets the Bush campaign talk to its readers without any commentary whatsoever. For instance, when they say things like "they have no plan for the future" about the Kerry campaign, the Times is obliged to correct that record. If they're not prepared to, they shouldn't give the campaigns access to the readers; the reporters are fact checked, so should the campaigns be.
Posted by: Sam at September 16, 2004 08:18 PM
What a coincidence. I had just observed to myself that NPR is a self-fornicating perpetual motion machine when there they are providing a demonstration.
Posted by: Julie at September 16, 2004 09:16 PM
The people who are beheaded are actually called "top challenged" by really politically correct observers and commentators.
Posted by: RUTH KING at September 18, 2004 10:35 AM
I too am disturbed by the terms being used by the media. I have grown weary of listening to the "mainstream" media as have most of the other folks if the ratings during the conventions bear any evidence. Of course, I would suppose that when the "mainstream" media fails to garner listeners/readers/viewers they no longer can claim to be "mainstream".
Posted by: Chuck at September 20, 2004 03:24 PM
This is what gets you upset? The use of the passive voice by a radio show personality? But the president's uncountable slipups are nothing, huh? Orwell indeed.
Posted by: matthew at September 29, 2004 02:20 PM
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