November 06, 2005

THE FRENCH SOLUTION

        The French supported arch terrorist Yasser Arafat and his intifada against Israel for years. They protected Saddam, while accepting oil-for-food bribes. They welcomed Arafat as a dying hero in his last AIDS ridden hours and shed crocodile tears for the Nobel peace prize winner. And what did it get them? A spreading intifada has followed its late leader from Gaza to France. Perhaps the government should follow the advice it constantly gave Israel: Don't retaliate against terrorism. Give land for peace. Why not offer the Islamo-savages Paris and keep the wine growing region, since alcohol is forbidden anyway for devout Muslims. Besides, those treasures at the Louvre are an offense to Islamic sensibilities and could be disposed of as were the Bamiyan Buddhas in Afghanistan. If that's not enough, Cannes and Nice could be purged of their decadent pleasures by a really devout Imam or two.
        We are told that the intifada has been provoked by French discrimination and so, as a good will gesture, adoption of Sharia law might quell the anger. Instead of speaking harshly of the muslim terrorists, M. Sarkozy should demonstrate empathy for their plight, by apologizing for France's 'crusader mentality'. A few gang rapes and honor killings by Frenchmen would demonstrate true multicultural sensitivity and acceptance of their Islamic countrymen.