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June 27, 2006A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT: BILL KELLER AS EDITOR OF THE NYTIMES IN 1944        Horsefeathers has argued that contemporary Liberalism is a childishly immature faith, rooted in utopian fantasies about human nature. Many have expressed shocked outrage at the NYTimes's self-appointment as defender of the public's "right to know" about secret war plans. Real American lives are at stake, but the NYTimes has its principles and Bill Keller will defend them to the last drop of his Bombay Sapphire Gibson. A hallmark of the immature mind is its devotion to abstract principles regardless of real life experience. "The public's right to know" is one such principle; in the real world, grown ups know such abstractions, if not tempered by experience, can lead to mass death and destruction. Not in Timesworld, where noble minded self flattery trumps reality.         During World War II, Operation Bodyguard was the overall Allied strategic deception plan in Europe for 1944, carried out as part of the build-up to the invasion of Normandy. The major objective of this plan was to lead the Germans to believe that the invasion of northwestern Europe would come later than was actually planned, and to threaten attacks at other locations than the true objective, including the Pas de Calais, the Balkans, southern France, Norway, and Soviet attacks in Bulgaria and northern Norway. June 21, 2006SULLIVAN'S 'CYCLE OF DEPRAVITY'Here's what Andrew Sullivan equates with the Abu Graibh hazing of Jihadis. Islamofascist Barbarism While details are still being withheld, the military grapevine is saying the men were beheaded and their eyes gouged out – the “required” procedure to kill the infidel according to the teachings of the Islamic fundamentalists..." June 20, 2006PERVERSION: THE CASE OF ANDREW SULLIVANTortured20 Jun 2006 02:26 pm "I doubt whether even Donald Rumsfeld will describe what has been done to two young American soldiers as a "coercive interrogation technique." But you never know. Some people wonder why I remain so concerned about torture, and the surrender of our moral standing with respect to this unmitigated evil. Maybe the news of captured, tortured and murdered Americans will jog their conscience. Or maybe it will simply reinforce the logic of torture-reciprocity endorsed by Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Gonzales. As usual, complete silence from Instapundit. Almost radio silence from the Corner, except for the torture-advocate, Mark Levin, who is urging reciprocal atrocities. Give him points for consistency. And so the cycle of depravity and defeat deepens ..."         Moral indignation is often a mask to hide the secret gratification in the very deeds the moralist condemns. Andrew Sullivan's peculiar preoccupation and fascination with torture always seems to contain an offputting element of erotic pleasure, just slightly disguised by his harumphing, high minded moral indignation. Sullivan's mode of thinking is perverse, in that, like sexual perversions that blur the differences between male and female, he blurs distinctions between modes of coercion, all becoming forms of "torture". His reaction to the actual bodily mutilation and murder of two captured American soldiers by the Jihadis gives the game away. You see, those very real tortures elicit virtually no condemnation of the perpetrators; instead they gratify Sullivan's perverse and fantastical need to blame--who else?-- Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Gonzales. They and Mark Levin elicit his harshest condemnation. It's all just a "cycle of depravity" wherein distinctions are erased and Bush-Cheney, et. al. are the same as Jihadi savages. These days reading Sullivan makes one want to take a cleansing shower. June 15, 2006THE BENCHELLALI FAMILY BUSINESSFrench terror plot: 25 convicted PARIS, France (AP) -- "A court on Wednesday convicted 25 people for their roles in preparing an attack in France in support of Islamic fighters in Chechnya. The five top defendants received prison terms of 8 to 10 years, while the others received lesser sentences. Two were acquitted. All but one defendant had been accused of helping Islamic fighters in Chechnya in what prosecutors said underscored the "globalization of the jihad movement." In handing down sentences, the court followed the prosecutor's office by giving the maximum 10-year term to the group's alleged chemicals expert, Menad Benchellali. However, Menad's father, Chellali Benchellali, an imam, or prayer leader, in the Lyon suburb of Venissieux, received only an 18-month suspended prison term -- far lower than the prosecution's demand for six years behind bars..."         When last heard from (see below) Mourad Benchellali was regaling us with tales of innocence and experience. His "dream vacation" in an al Qaeda training camp had landed him at Gitmo. Curiously enough, this innocent young man is about to go on trial in France for his vacation related activities. We're sure he knew nothing about the activities on behalf of Jihad terror by the rest of his family. Horsefeathers guesses he's like A.J. Soprano, just trying to convince himself the family is in the garbage collection business. June 14, 2006REAL CLIMATE SCIENTIST: “GORE’S CIRCUMSTANTIAL ARGUMENTS ARE SO WEAK THAT THEY ARE PATHETIC.” The Canada Free Press published a guest column by Tom Harris that is a must read for anyone looking for some common sense and knowledgeable discourse on climate silliness and Al Gore’s doom-ridden prophecies. Tom Harris is mechanical engineer and Ottawa Director of High Park Group, a public affairs and public policy company. Harris took the trouble to get scientists who know something about the subject to clarify what the issues are. Among them was Professor Bob Carter of the Marine Geophysical Laboratory at James Cook University in Australia; and Carter “is one of hundreds of highly qualified non-governmental, non-industry, non-lobby group climate experts who contest the hypothesis that human emissions of carbon dioxide (CO2) are causing significant global climate change. ‘Climate experts’ is the operative term here. Why? Because what Gore's ‘majority of scientists’ think is immaterial when only a very small fraction of them actually work in the climate field. “Even among that fraction, many focus their studies on the impacts of climate change; biologists, for example, who study everything from insects to polar bears to poison ivy. ‘While many are highly skilled researchers, they generally do not have special knowledge about the causes of global climate change,’ explains former University of Winnipeg climatology professor Dr. Tim Ball. ‘They usually can tell us only about the effects of changes in the local environment where they conduct their studies.’ “This is highly valuable knowledge, but doesn't make them climate change cause experts, only climate impact experts. “But it becomes smaller still. Among experts who actually examine the causes of change on a global scale, many concentrate their research on designing and enhancing computer models of hypothetical futures. ‘These models have been consistently wrong in all their scenarios,’ asserts Ball. ‘Since modelers concede computer outputs are not "predictions" but are in fact merely scenarios, they are negligent in letting policy-makers and the public think they are actually making forecasts.’” Don’t miss the rest of this story [click HERE] and find out why Gore is full of …well, HORSEFEATHERS. HELLO MUDDA, HELLO FADDA, HERE I AM AT CAMP AL QAEDA        The NYTimes, tribune of the oppressed, has now launched a campaign on behalf of misunderstood Jihadis. It has found a former Gitmo inmate to jerk our tear ducts with a tale of woe. Mourad Benchellali's Op-ed weeper follows a familiar form: the Western coming-of-age story, in which a young, innocent and idealistic boy seeking adventure, leaves home for a "dream vacation", has a series of dangerous experiences, then returns, sadder but wiser. Mr. Benchellali's variation on this time honored form, derives its impact from the way it employs fictional devices to create an appearance of verisimmilitude. We are required to suspend disbelief in the 'reality' of what is being described, when we're told that the author/narrator chose, for a "dream vacation", Afghanistan in the summer of 2001. "In the early summer of 2001, when I was 19, I made the mistake of listening to my older brother and going to Afghanistan on what I thought was a dream vacation. His friends, he said, were going to look after me. They did — channeling me to what turned out to be a Qaeda training camp. For two months, I was there, trapped in the middle of the desert by fear and my own stupidity..." Lesson Eighteen 1 . At the beginning of the trial, once more the brothers must insist on proving that torture was inflicted on them by State Security [investigators ]before the judge. 2. Complain [to the court] of mistreatment while in prison. 3. Make arrangements for the brother ’s defense with the attorney, whether he was retained by the brother ’s family or court-appointed. 4. The brother has to do his best to know the names of the state security officers, who participated in his torture and mention their names to the judge.[These names may be obtained from brothers who had to deal with those officers in previous cases.] 5. Some brothers may tell and may be lured by the state security investigators to testify against the brothers [i.e. affirmation witness ], either by not keeping them together in the same prison during the trials, or by letting them talk to the media. In this case, they have to be treated gently, and should be offered good advice, good treatment, and pray that God may guide them. 6. During the trial, the court has to be notified of any mistreatment of the brothers inside the prison. 7. It is possible to resort to a hunger strike, but i t is a tactic that can either succeed or fail. 8. Take advantage of visits to communicate with brothers outside prison and exchange information that may be helpful to them in their work outside prison [according to what occurred during the investigations]. The importance of mastering the art of hiding messages is self evident here. -When the brothers are transported from and to the prison [on their way to the court] they should shout Islamic slogans out loud from inside the prison cars to impress upon the people and their family the need to support Islam. -Inside the prison, the brother should not accept any work that may belittle or demean him or his brothers, such as the cleaning of the prison bathrooms or hallways. -The brothers should create an Islamic program for themselves inside the prison, as well as recreational and educational ones, etc. -The brother in prison should be a role model in selflessness. Brothers should also pay attention to each others needs and should help each other and unite vis a vis the prison officers.
June 10, 2006MARINES IN HADITHA: CATCH 23YOU ARE A PREMIER WARRIOR—AN AMERICAN MARINE—AND MUST KILL OR CAPTURE ALL IRAQI INSURGENTS (SADDAM’S TRIBAL BROTHERS AND FOLLOWERS, MEMBERS OF AL QAEDA, ISLAMIC FANATIC JIHADISTS, AND ASSORTED ANTISOCIAL CRIMINALS) IN ANBAR PROVINCE. BUT YOU MUST BE A REPRESENTATIVE OF AMERICA AND WIN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE PEOPLE OF ANBAR PROVINCE BY BEING FRIENDLY AND OUTGOING TO THE PEOPLE OF ANBAR PROVINCE WHO HATE YOU AND WISH TO DESTROY YOU BY PLANTING IEDS EVERYWHERE AND WHO WOULD RATHER DIE THAN COOPERATE WITH YOU.
YOU MUST KILL OR CAPTURE ALL INSURGENTS IN ANBAR PROVINCE. BUT YOU MUST OBEY THE RULES OF WAR AND NOT INJURE ANY NON-COMBATANT EVEN THOUGH HE OR SHE SUPPORTS AND ASSISTS THE INSURGENTS BY PROVIDING FOOD, SHELTER, AND INFORMATION TO INSURGENTS. CATCH 25 YOU MUST KILL OR CAPTURE ALL INSURGENTS IN ANBAR PROVINCE. BUT YOU MUST NOT INJURE NON COMBATANTS EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO WAY OF TELLING INSURGENTS FROM NON COMBATANTS UNTIL YOU ARE SHOT AT BY SOMEONE. CATCH 26 YOU MUST KILL OR CAPTURE ALL INSURGENTS IN ANBAR PROVINCE. BUT YOU MUST NOT INJURE ANY NON COMBATANT EVEN THOUGH THE INSURGENT PLACES HIM OR HERSELF IN THE MIDST OF NON COMBATANT WOMEN AND CHILDREN IN SCHOOLS, HOSPITALS OR MOSQUES.
America’s great warriors, at least in the conventional wars over the past fifty years, are to be found in three or four premier outfits like the 82nd Airborne, the 101st Airborne, and the Marine Corps. When the military going gets rough, these are the young men that are sent for. So that was why, when the 82nd Airborne’s tour of duty in Iraq’s northwestern Anbar province—the most brutal battle zone in Iraq—was over, they sent in the Marines—the First Marine Division. When the story broke in Time Magazine last March that a Marine humvee hit an IED that killed one Marine and injured several others last November and in the aftermath a group of the remaining Marines killed 24 Iraqis including women and children, and that an attempt at covering up what may have been a massive criminal act had also been uncovered, the left-liberal, war-hating, Bush-hating journalistic establishment could barely keep from peeing in their pants with excitement; could barely wait for an investigation of the case, for the facts to be developed before writing the headlines like “MY LAI AGAIN!,” “The Shame of Kilo Company,” “Quagmire!” “Sick War, Sick Marines, Sick Administration.” Before coming to premature condemnation of our warrior Marines it behooves those holier-than-thou liberals who are not above enjoying freedom but only above fighting for it, to take into account the following: The story that Time Magazine broke back in March was based on the eye-witness accounts of two children who were coached and prompted for many days beforehand by an Iraqi Journalism student who is a member of the “Hammurabi Human Rights Group.” The children were interviewed at least a week after the incident and had been interviewed dozens of times since. In a CNN interview, Iman, who is nine years old, says (through a translator), “I was planning to go to school. I was about to get out of bed. I knew the bomb would explode, so I covered my ears. The bomb exploded. The bomb struck an armored vehicle. I don't know if it was a humvee or an armored vehicle. When the bomb exploded, they came straight to our house.” If the “innocent” children knew about the IED outside their house, did the “innocent” grown-ups know about it? Who among the neighbors knew about it? If any of the “innocents” who knew had warned the officials of the area then perhaps Lance Corporal Miguel Terrazas might still be alive. But in a place like Haditha such cooperation is not likely. Here is what John F. Burns, one of the most objective correspondents in Iraq, has to say about the situation in Anbar Province. “Last summer, in two separate attacks over three days, Taliban-like insurgents operating from bases at mosques in the city [of Haditha] killed 20 Marine reservists, including an enlisted man who was shown disemboweled on rebel videos that were sold afterward in Hidatha’s central market.” Anbar province and Haditha with its 90,000 residents has been a persistent trouble spot since the beginning, “clearly the toughest patch assigned to American troops in Iraq.” It is where the center of the insurgency exists and its Sunni population remains spiritually faithful to Saddam Hussein. Anbar is a vast, sparsely populated region that borders Syria and has become the “conduit for volunteers from elsewhere in the Arab world who have been at the core of the insurgency’s Islamic militant wing and the perpetrators of many of the suicide bombings and beheadings.” Burns’ view of Haditha is supported by other journalists. Omer Mahdi, reporter for the Guardian, was given access to the city by the insurgents because they did not realize he worked for a British news¬paper. He would have been killed if they had. He wrote: "Haditha, a farming town of 90,000 people by the Euphrates river, is an insurgent citadel. That Islamist guerrillas were active in the area was no secret but only now has the extent of their control been re¬vealed. They are the sole authority, running the town's security, adminis¬tration and communications. It is a miniature Taliban-like state." The Guardian article disclosed routine dawn beheadings and savage beatings, which are all videotaped and sold on DVDs. Children laugh at the cruelty and delight at the news of double beheadings scheduled. It should be noted, as John Burns points out, that the Army is doing the investigation of this matter and there is an interservice conflict between the Marine Corps and the Army about warrior culture. The Army has a distinctly softer attitude toward insurgents than the Marines, what the Army leadership calls the difference between “kinetic” and “non-kinetic.” Burns goes on to say, “In this context, ‘kinetic’ refers to the kill-and-capture warfare that has been the Marines' traditional way of battle, and ‘non-kinetic’ to the efforts that Generals Chiarelli and Casey have stressed — to reach out to local leaders, help build civic institutions, rebuild infrastructure and provide jobs, undermining the insurgency's appeal. “General Casey tells American units that it is the military's non-kinetic activity that will win the war, as much as or more than the kinetic. But it is not a gospel that has found much favor — nor, Marine commanders might say, much relevance — in the fight-to-the-death crucible of Anbar. “Reporters who have spent time embedded with the Marines return, almost invariably, with a strong sense of the comradeship that binds the units and an admiration for the discipline and fitness drilled into the fighting men, and, not least, for the lengths the corps is prepared to go to get reporters to the battlefront and to protect them while they're there. “But the harsh Marine battle tactics make an impact, too…. they resort quickly to using heavy artillery or laser-guided bombs when rooting out insurgents who have taken refuge among civilians, with inevitable results. “Something of this… was suggested when a senior Army commander involved in planning the Falluja offensive — and convinced of its necessity — visited the city afterward alongside Marine commanders. He expressed shock at the destruction, along with concern at the reaction of 200,000 residents whom the Americans had urged to flee beforehand. "My God," the Army commander said, "what are the folks who live here going to say when they see this?" Well, if they are at all like Horsefeathers they will be shocked, shocked, to find that war is hell, that houses, even whole cities get destroyed, “innocent” men, women, and little children get killed. The fact is that collateral damage is a stark fact of war, and has been since war was invented. The notion that we should disadvantage our Marines—our best warriors, young men we’ve trained to a fare-thee-well to win battles and kill the toughest enemy—by telling them to “win the hearts and minds” of the residents of Anbar Province—Arabs who, in the unlikely event that their hearts and minds were susceptible of being won, would become instant targets of insurgent death squads—such a notion is immoral and self-defeating. There are no “innocents” in Anbar Province, there are only our enemies and friends of our enemies. If our young Marines err, in the course of their war against terrorists and insurgents, on the side of self-protection they should not be penalized. After all, those who are really responsible for all deaths in Anbar Province and Hidatha are the insurgents and those who support them. They could instantly reduce collateral damage among the Iraqi people by not using populated cities to hide in. Our Boots on the Ground are the only guys who have the right to decide what degree of force is required when they’re on the line—not some liberal journalist whose life is not on the line, or some flabby politician, or some career-oriented, bureaucratic, desk-jockey brigadier.
June 08, 2006HOW WILL THE MSM REACT TO ZARQAWI'S DEATH?         The killing of Abu Mussab al Zarqawi may constitute a blow not just to the Jihadis, but to their utopian allies among our wordsmith elites---the mainstream media, NPR, Hollywood leftists, liberal arts faculties. How will they respond so as to minimize the threat? We can anticipate the following, with variations: 1) By killing Z. we've created a martyr and that will fuel the 'insurgency'. 2) How did we get the intelligence? Did we use torture? It's another Abu Graibh. Besides, we should have captured him and given him a fair trial in accordance with our democratic ideals. 3) Invading Iraq created Zarqawi; ultimately Bush is to blame. 4) What about the lives of innocents killed when we bombed Zarqawi? We, of course, support our troops, but we're turning them into barbaric killers, terrorizing Iraqis. 5) Our indiscriminate killing took the life of a "spiritual adviser" to Zarqawi, thus demonstrating our Western disrespect for Islam. 6) Zarqawi was a liberator, fighting to rid Iraq of the arrogant Americans.7) Was he a truly bad man? There are lots of bad men; for instance Rumsfeld, Cheney and Bush. Why single out Zarqawi? 8) Zarqawi never existed; he was a CIA invention, needed by Bush to justify his imperialist plans. June 02, 2006ORIANA FALLACI AND THE NEW YORKER        The New Yorker magazine has, for many years, catered to the anxieties and strivings of wordsmith intellectuals and those aspiring to that status. Is there a psychiatrist’s office in Manhattan that doesn’t display the magazine in its waiting room? It is a part of the supportive therapy worried wordsmith intellectuals require. It reassures them that, just as in 6th grade, they are still the cleverest ones in the class, whatever the adult world may think. It assures them their sexual confusion is evidence of an elevated metrosexual status. It tells them that their physical timidity is in reality, evidence of a finer, nobler pacifist sensibility and multicultural tolerance. So what if they ran from confrontation in the schoolyard; they were only striving to rise above base human aggression. << Back to Horsefeathers |
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